Lately I have noticed that I am having difficulties with censoring what comes out of my mouth. Yes, I often suffer from a severe case of Acute Social Sarcasm, or A. S. S.
It all started when I was much younger and I was classified as a Little Severely Honest Innocent Toddler. I don't think that I really need to spell that out for you... Apparently when honesty comes from a toddler, it's "cute"; but when it comes from an adult, well, that's just rude. Ironic!
Actually what's ironic is that I don't single anyone out. No one can say that I'm a racist or sexist. I'm intolerant of all types of arrogant idiots alike. If this offends you, you might want to re-read what I just wrote.
I have found that the severity of my ability for censorship is more apparent when I'm around people that I don't know or people that I don't like. This is why I have developed a relaxing exercise that I call Transcendental Fishing. This is where I travel to a remote area with a large body of water and I contemplate about drinking and fishing in peace; while I drink a case of Samuel Adams and fish in peace. For those interested, I am selling self study kits for $50. You just need to supply your own drink, fishing equipment and large body of water.
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