I predict that the world, as we now know it, will end on December 23rd in the year 2012 because apparently, the Long Count Calendar that the Mayans used wasn't long enough. On this day, I predict that Michael, the Archangel, will fall upon the earth to combat the legion of angels that God will send to fulfill His apocolyptic promise. Michael's purpose will be to protect a pregnant lady thought to be carrying Jesus Christ getting ready for His second coming. I know its ironic that Jesus would choose to return to this world the same way He came in the first time but I guess He's into that warm slimey feel.
The reason why Michael needs to ward off the legion of angels is because they won't seem to be able to distinguish between an ordinary baby from Jesus Christ (...hello!) This will now be the start of the Apocolypse which would be followed by swarms of military helicopters pouring heavy fire onto Vietnam shores. I really hope they use napalm because I love the smell of napalm in the morning!
Afterwards, during the post-apocolyptic period, a lone hero, by the name of Eli, will emerge. He will scribble and doodle in his Wii etch-a-sketch thingy that people will fight over to color with their crayolas. It will be known as The Book of Eli and it will provide knowledge that will redeem society and the source of all their pain (intelligence; or lack thereof...) This book will also reveal that we are all decendants of one african male commonly known as Tiger Woods.
This is my prediction...
The book according to Sam 2:1
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